masturbation interrupted on the sofa in my office

Makes for a wonderful title. Its concise its strong it makes you want to read more, unfortunately I have nothing to follow up with. I think I'm gonna start titling these things with inflamatory sentences, like I used to begin them with quotes. Truth and relevance are not necessities. This could be a little too amusing for me.

So my lungs are on fire. I might have just a smidge of something lurking around in there and Rikki called and was like hey let's work out and I was like ok I have some stuff in the car so I who have not exercised in like six months or so now decided to try and keep up with Rikki who is like half my size and a soccer player (for fun the weirdo) and I think I swallowed a box of matches and a little kerosene. Ha ha the worst part is after the work out we went back to her apartment and she was like hey want some birthday cake, and my only issue with that statement was what kind of frosting. I didn't eat it cause it was the gross kind but had that been whipped cream Rikki and I both know idve been all over that. I suck at the whole will power and dedication thing. The good news is I borrowed her pretty red shoes and I'm going to look great tomorrow... I just need to figure out something for the rest of the week. Should I bore you on here?

Eh what the hell... Tomorrow: lunch at tucanos exec meeting number two, white sweater the pretty one with a. Key hole in the back mother of pearl hoops black stone heart necklace black satin skirt pretty red shoes and (grimace) nylons hair down and contacts grey eyes red lipstick

Wednesday: staff interview third exec interview. green sweater abstract silver jewlery houndsooth two pleat skirt, ugh! Black nylons and can't decide which shoes black slides or my fav 1940's black and white pumps. Hair in french twist glasses smoky lavender eyes, orchid lips.

Thursday: Admin staff meeting with Marion, admin staff Christmas party fourth exec meeting, that's a tough one, black wide leg slacks black wrap top with design on the back pink sapphire necklace pink drop earrings pink tweed pumps, pink and grey eyeshadow pink lipstick hair in ponytail or blue pearls blue studs blue and grey eyeshadow light pink lipstick and sparkly blue shoes hair curled depending on my mood that morning.

Friday: final exec interview lunch with Rikki and Justine and some other important thing I'm sure I've forgotten. Hmmm depending on what said forgotten appointment is either tuxedo style suit coral top no necklace silver drops hot patent leather pumps neutral eyes coral lips or black skirt with red flowers red Asian style blouse same jewlery. My good ol' Mary Janes Smoky eyes red lips. Hair?

Hmmm that was easier than trying to think them up every morning maybe I should do this weekly.