im offended

lindsey says im not a person were just two conflicting personalities in the same head. i happen to think that i am my own person damnit... with plenty of conflicting personalities of my own.

so i had a really amusing quote to post... but i, being my scatterbrained self forgot it. i want to go to the state fair, i havent been in a couple of years and i think i should go... but i probably wont... cause i work too fucking much.

justin masturbated today and hes boring, lindsey has 12 pounds of shit in her purse... and that effects my life somehow.

apparently i am horrible about talking to people i said i wouldnt talk to.

i think i want to run... but she thinks i dont.. i should, for my sake so i dont end up like her, but the crazy sadomasochistic side of me wants to stay and watch the show. so i am crazy... and im ok with that.

lindsey's afraid im in love with domenick, she'll never admit it but she is. this amuses me cause he doesn't exist in reality.

"when its raining money, thats a sunny day."
-that is a sunny day... but then your gonna get a quarter in your head and die.

but it would be nice to have it raining hundred dollar bills... but only in my room... nice sleep on money swim in money... have sex on money... but then i'd have money and there would be no purpose in my life.

"lawrence is fertile and has 17 children in three different countries. (which are actually like 17 different countries) .... and three thousand mini tobasco bottles and they hang on the wall above his fireplace in a spoon rack. and his car has a cd player but it skips the third song on every cd so every third song on his mixed cds is im a slave 4 u by brittney spears, and he cant figure out why he never gets to hear his favorite song... and he has a tatoo on his cock... and his middle name is mocos and his favorite color is pink and he calls his penis thor and hes the god of thunder not a bad fish... cause thats not manly enough." yeah lindsey has officialy lost it.