Monday, February 19, 2007

misnomer

They say morning sickness I say morning wellness, cause I'm kinda screwed over for the rest of the day.

Is it to early in my healthy eating habits for my body to be rejecting. Chocolate? Or is it coincidence that I have gotten ill two days in a row after eating a brownie? I give up. Ill stick to broccoli.

So I read too much but it let's me know I'm ok. So what is normal for the first trimester by the end of the first month the heart is beating the brain nervous system arms and legs start to form and the baby is the size of a ourze of rice, during the second month (where I am) all organs are fully formed fingers toes arms and legs can move and the baby is the size of a grape.

Ooh intresting. The normal things for a body,
"you may feel tired." or you know, completely exhausted.
"You may have an upset stomach and you may throw up" you may be afraid of brushing your teeth or drinking milk.
"You may have sore breasts" yeah. Sore kinda itchy and real sensitive.
"You may gain or lose weight." Uh ok?
"you may need to urinate more" like every twenty minutes.
"you may feel moody or 'cranky' like before or during your period." I believe the term is heinous bitch.
"you may also feel afraid or happy, that's normal" how about both at the same time?

So apparently I'm completely normal. That makes me happy. Well maybe not happy but at least feeling a little better.