Someone PLEASE Give Me Midol and a Lobatomy

so, i love Saturns.... i sooo love Saturns. Saturns, i love so. love Saturns so i.

i just got in a wreck. well not just now, a few hours ago. i got hit by a car... this makes me sad. my car is almost perfectly fine, this makes me happy since the woman that hit me doesnt have insurance. i was going home from a meeting of the minds (ha!) and this woman didnt see me and she turned out into me and i wasn't being aware of idiots trying to turn into me because i was on the phone. my car has a little bitty crack and some scrapes her car is totaled because she lost control after hitting me and ran over the median into the wrong lane of traffic and into a wall. so theres this home off of ladera and 98th that is now missing its back fence.

as for the Midol and the lobatomy, my back is in knots like i feel like i may be dying, and my head feels like it is ready to explode. dont knock the Midol, Midol works better than Acetomeniphen alone because of all the caffine, and the lobatomy will make it so i can stop thinking and making my head hurt even more. i dont think im hurt cause of the accident, more cause i tensed up right before impact. i had enough time to realize she was going to hit me hang up and turn to lessen the impact, and more than enough time to tense every muscle in my body, but not enough to avoid it all together.

i love saturns. my car is fine, and i was safe. after this and the other accident in a saturn where all that happened was a minimal crack in the fender, while the other car was totaled, i am starting to think i will never buy another kind of car. I am also thinking that the boyscout may have been right when he said CAR+PHONE+ME=BAD IDEA but one it wasnt really my fault and two i dont really think that this is going to stop me.