Save a horse ride a cowboy.
ok so i'm usually not a cowboy kind of girl but for these fellas, i think i can make an exception.
so whats new in my life? positivly nothing. ok so not really actually i have had a few things change lindsey and i are talking again. i got a hair cut that makes me look like i should be named FiFi instead of Andrea. ok so its not quite that bad. but i dont like it straight either. (ha story of my life). umm... i was supposed to drive down to see katwoman and didnt and my boss told me that if i ever need her to go all ghetto style on someone she's got my back (her words not mine i was highly shocked and amused, mostly cause i think she would) i got in another fight with yvonne. i have not had nearly enough sleep lately partially cause im so busy and partially cause i spend half the night thinking about shit that i thought was long dead and gone.
tracie yelled at me for wearing blue nailpolish, i think she's in league with my mother she said my hands are too pretty and i should always wear red, pink, or clear, so i changed them for her they are now acid green, she told me i cant work in the office again till i change it i said ok. i dont like being told what to do especially when my mother has already lectured me about it being time to grow up.
ok so more random stuff that i have been getting in my email. (y'all can stop reading now i'm just posting this stuff cause it made me happy/sad/pensive/ whatever the proper emotion was)
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him."I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?""All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he puts in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed. You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides." Please send this to ten beautiful women you know today. If you do, something good will happens - You will boost another woman's self-esteem (hate the chain mail love the sentiment)
Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, " Life is so darn boring; We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" " You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $ 5.00 bill. The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. " What happened?" asked her waiting friend. I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
This is what a computer should do first thing in the morning
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.htm
My boss made me do this
Nevermind it wont load. too bad it was hilarious.
ok so i think im done for now.
